I know I'm a dinosaur, but...

text messaging is for~

• making sure there' s nothing else you need to pick up at the grocery store
• letting you know I made it in safely
• calling someone's attention to the funny thing in the room you can't otherwise point out
• GPS in a crowd
• just saying "hi", once in a while
• cheating on a test
• "writing" down a phone number or directions when you're driving
• news updates
  

text messaging is not for~

• serious conversations
• bringing up a topic that is difficult to discuss
• propositioning for sex
• or anything else you don't have the balls to say out loud

Oh and Happy Valentine's Day.