Idol 6--Yes, Here We Go Again

OH, GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN !!!! Why oh why do I watch American Idol every season? We're less than one hour into Season 6 and I'm already shouting at my TV, "Shut the f*ck up, already!"

Why do I take pleasure in hearing people make total fools of themselves? See, I KNOW I can't sing. Why don't they?